Day Forty

It's been a while. But I'm still here.

I haven't blogged since March. But I am quite proud to say that I have pilatificated. Are you impressed? You should be.

Now, because I am quite well-known for my lists (and because they take up a lot of space and, therefore, make it look like I have a lot to say), I am going to provide you with... cue drum roll... a list.

Things I Do Even Less Often Than I Do Pilates
(or A List To Make Me Feel Better About the Fact That I Haven't Done My Pilates As Often As I Should)

• Dental Cleanings (twice a year, I'm doing WAY better than that)
• Wash the baseboards in my house (who does that?)
• Get a nose job (not everyone could say that, but I most certainly can)
• Watch Pride & Prejudice ur... What About Bob um... Infomercials (hee hee *awkward, embarrassed laugh)
• Blog

Whew. I feel better. So glad I got that off my chest.